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Hey, tingnan niyo, parang may nakatingin sa inyo sa labas ng bintana….hahahaha. Magandang magandang gabi po, mga pinoy at pinas, Happy Halloweden! Ito muli si witch Sissi na naghahatid sa inyo ng Pop China, Halloween editon.
Sinabi ko na ako ay tagahanga ng "Twilight of Saga" and I love vampire, Edward, specifically. Sa Halloween, kapistahan ng mga Edward, espesyal na naghanda ako ng mga joke na may kinalaman sa vampire.
Q:Why do vampires need mouthwash? A:They have bat breath.
Q:What's a vampire's favorite fast food? A: guy with very high blood pressure.
Q:What happened when a boy vampire met a girl vampire? A:It was love at first bite!
Q:How does a girl vampire flirt? A:She bats her eyes.
Q:What's did the girl say when a vampire kissed her? A:It was a pain in the neck.
Q:Why did the Polish vampire starve to death? A:He kept biting his own lip.
Q:Why did the vampire call an Asian mortuary? A:He wanted Chinese take out.
Q:What's something to keep secret from a vampire? A:Daylight savings time.
Q:What do you call a vampire who cuts himself shaving?
A:Self destructive.
Q:Why did the vampire's lunch give her heartburn?
A:It was a stake sandwich.
Q:Why wasn't the vampire working?
A:He was on his coffin break.
Ok, they may sound all too familiar, pero, sana, they made you laugh more-- or less. Kayo'y nasa China Radio International, Serbisyo Filipino. Ako si Sissi, iyong magic DJ. Sabi minsan ng isang kaibigan kong Pinoy , I have the magic power to make others happy. Hope I could add bright color to your world. Ang limang kantang inirecomend ko noong nakaraang episode ay: "Night Train", isang kantang madaling sundan at masarap sa tenga na ibinigay ni Yico Zeng. "Sibuyas" ibinigay ni Della na tumutukoy sa mga maganda pero bad tempered na tao. "womanizer" na ibinigay ni Jolin Tsai. Ang kantang ito ay para sa mga batang isinilang pagkaraan ng 1990s. "Happy Couple" ni Pang Long na sinasabing hindi nagtatapos ang ating love sa marriage; on the contrary, ito ang pagpapatuloy ng ating promise at "Beautiful Night" na inawit ni forever folk song singer Tsai Chin.
Ika-3, "Beautiful Night" na inawit ni forever folk song singer Tsai Chin.
Ika-2, "womanizer" na ibinigay ni Jolin Tsai. Ang kantang ito ay para sa mga batang isinilang pagkaraan ng 1990s.
Ang winner is…"Happy Couple" ni Pang Long na sinasabing hindi nagtatapos ang ating love sa marriage.
Kumain na ba kayo? Bakit di niyo subuking gumawa ng Halloween desert? 5 minutes lang. Heto ang espesyal na recipe na iniri-recommend ni Sissi para sa inyo. Maghanda ng ilang oranges at maraming prutas, pasas, saging, mangga at iba pa. Una, empty the oranges with spoon. Susunod, cut the fruits into small pieces. Pagkatapos, draw eyes, nose at mouth on the orange, parang maliit na pumpkins. Sa bandang huli, ilagay ang lahat ng fruits sa loob ng oranges, mas maganda kung may juice running down from the top of the oranges. OK, hayan na ang isang espesyal na desert para sa Halloween.
Habang nag-e-enjoy ng masarap na pagkain, huwag kalimutang makinig sa ilang music na masarap sa tenga. Isang kantang "tatay" na ibinigay ni Jay Chow, espesyal na inaanyayahan si Hung Jung, senior singer sa wikang Taiwanese. Kung dadagdagan ng elemento ng diyalekto, tiyak na mararamdaman ninyo ang conservation (or conservativeness) at heaviness ng father's love. Ang tatay ay isang bundok na humahadlang sa hangin at ulan at kailangang maunawaan ang kanyang love unti-unti. Even the papa ghost will say fasten your seatbelt to his family when driving…
Halloween is a good time to take revenge. Bakit ko sinabi iyon? Pakinggan niyo:You're so ugly, you get 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. You're so ugly, the government moved Halloween to your birthday.You're so ugly for Halloween you trick or treat on the phone! You're so ugly, people go as you for Halloween. Ok, biro, biro lang. Hindi magandang magturo ng masamang gawa.. Music…Music…Balik tayo sa music. Subukin natin ang kantang "Double-faced Godess" ni Elva Hsiao. Sabi ni Pauline: matanong kita, ate sissi. conservative type ka ba? kasi si kuya ramon may pagka-conservative. he believes in love that lasts a lifetime. ikaw, ganun din? Er…actually, double faced godess ako, sometimes, iginigiit kong love can last a lifetime, sometimes, naiisip ko biro lang ito. Magaganda ang hangarin at cruel na cruel ang reality. What happened when a boy vampire met a girl vampire? It was love at first bite!
Manila: clear heading towards light rain showers, 29 to 24 degrees Celsius. Beijing: clear, 19 to 6 degrees Celsius. Huwag kalimutang ibahagi ang inyong love or hard feelings kay Sissi sa Filipino. cri.cn o pagteks sa 09212572397. Sweet dreams sa inyong lahat.
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